There are four dozen donuts in the SAA kitchen today. We have Intern Drew to thank for that – he’s also know as the Pastry King in these parts. There’s good and bad to this; the Homer Simpson side of me loves it. The side of me that would prefer not to have a heart attack before my 30th birthday feels really guilty whenever I eat one…or two…or eight.

And so, without further ado, in honor of Intern Drew, real donut stories from around the web:

Some “sweet perks”: Dunkin Donuts…conveniently located in high-security government building

Saving our limited jail cell space for violent criminals: Man faces life sentence for stealing donuts

Sticking it to the man: Seniors protest donut ban

The latest from the war on obesity: Feds gave $4.6 million to NY Dunkin Donuts in 2004 and $6,221,650 in 2005

Frightening blight in AZ: Signs for cheap donuts

Helping the little man: Lamar’s Donut shop not allowed to make donuts because of…sink size?

Innovative ideas for cutting the defense budget: Ballistic donuts

North of the border: Watchdog journalists catch Canadian government spending $18,953 on donuts